VALENTINE'S SPECIAL (2012)

-- UPDATED WITH POST-EVENT PHOTOS OF ACTUAL ITEMS WHICH WENT OUT -- BUYERS WERE LEFT BLIND UNTIL DELIVERY --

For the bargain price of £10 I will post your loved one, or the person you are stalking really bad, or just someone you are wanking over, an original hand-drawn piece of art.

Superbly, you don't get to see it. I can't advise as to the exact content, as I don't even know the person, or what mood I'll be in at the time. It will certainly involve obsessional love.

I will post these out February 13th by special delivery for guaranteed delivery on Valentine's Day.

Please email with the name/address of the recipient and any brief details you'd like to share as to your relationship with that person which I will bear in mind (slightly) when creating your blind valentine, and if you'd like your name included.

It's bollocks anyway, why bother trying any harder?

Paper only, no frame, not sure what kind of material it will be drawn on, might be in/on a card, probably packaged nicely, it's all very random.

Limited quantity (total of 10).

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